Redhanded Review: Gatsby

So I should start this with a warning. WARNING: This review will not be completely objective. Reviewer knows reviewee. OK, now that we have that out of the way, let’s move on to the good stuff, and lots of good stuff there is.

Gatsby is a completely entertaining performer, someone used to engaging the camera. She has her own Southern Charms site and is quite adept at playing the seductress role. What is so nice to see here is that she let’s her guard down a little bit. What you get to see is not a role being played, but a little something of the actual person behind the role.

What may take some of you by surprise, considering her porn site, is her shyness. Hiding beneath a nest of blankets she begins stroking herself and the only thing you can see is the movement from her hands. She slowly reveals herself until fully exposed and writhes like a snake in the grass on the bare mattress.

I was actually quite charmed (pun intended) by Gatsby and her episode. My only complaint is that the interview wasn’t nearly long enough to satisfy me, but I suppose we cannot pressure shy artists.

Freyja's Sequined Masturbation Maddness

Heard of Southern Charms? I hadn't heard of it either until I worked with Sexy Freyja pictured above. She and a bunch of other people I know have sites on this amateur playground. Unlike other amateur sites, each performer has her own site, and the user buys membership on a person by person basis. So, when you subscribe you get only the home grown photos (and sometimes videos) of the girl of your choosing.

Freyja is a BBW with no shame and lots of fun lust and body modification. This is from a recent post on her site. To find out more go to her site: Sexy Freyja's Southern Charms Site. Enjoy!

Got Felony?

Tuesday was a good day for me except that I didn't really know it at the time. Apparently, the 6th Circuit Court of Appeals, ruled to overturn the unconstitutional and horribly infamous 2257 adult record keeping laws.

For those of you who aren't deep in the adult business, the 2257 regulations sound all good and fine until you get into the finer print. The claimed purpose of these laws is to make sure that all adult performers are over age. In principle this is a great thing. In practice this law was made overly broad in order to try to put adult business out of business. As it turns out you are probably a felon under this law; yes, you!

If you take an erotic photo of yourself (or God forbid a lusted-one), at home, on your digital camera or phone or whatever, you are required to photocopy your own (and their) ID. A copy of the photo must be kept with it on record until the ends of time. The record should be available for unannounced inspection at least 20 normal business hours per week. If you further complicate this exhibitionist urge by posting your photo up on a blog, you are required to keep track of anywhere this image might end up. Does it get copied and passed around? Does it get posted on other blogs? Well you better fucking know because this too must be kept on record at your location. Anyway, you don't have to post it anywhere to become a felon. It is a crime to take an explicit picture without doing this kind of documentation. So tell me are you a felon?

The trouble for us and other small porn companies is that we are required to have a published location where we reside at least 20 business hours a week. I ask you what pornographer (especially a female-bodied one) wants to publish her home address for the potentially predatory wanking world? So, we have an office. We were lucky to find one in the ghettos of Oakland for only $550 a month. That is a lot of overhead for a business that doesn't cover its costs. That's a lot of risk of stalking even if it isn't my home address. No other business has to deal with predatory overhead in order to start up. There is a good argument that the government is imposing unnecessary dangers by requiring that our addresses be publicized. What's wrong with just registering it with a governing agency, after all?

If all that isn't bad enough, the law's broadness means that the people who are prosecuted are really targeted for other reasons. Bush started his regime going after BDSM and other highly fetishized stuff ... which is not child pornography, the alleged target of this law.

So, while I don't want things to go back to the way they were where sleaze ball pornographers could film potentially underage folks without so much a photocopying an ID, these laws aren't really made to battle the child porn issue. They are made to criminalize pornography. So, let's all hail the joys of free speech as embodied in this decision and hope that someone moderate is able to create a real law that protects minors from pornographic abuse.

Revelation

Loving you is like fucking an orange
until trees spring to life from its seeds.

I’m birthed through the eyes of your memory.

We lay together and mix like paint
blending onto the floor, transforming the colors of a room.
Bystanders hallucinate from inhaling our dreams.

It’s the way you can hollow out two weeks
and fill them with eternity.
It’s the urge for permanence that built the pyramids.
It’s the question that calls us into the air.
We fit together like ligaments.

You place me to your lips and I burst
like a thick stemmed cherry.
The seed spills onto your tongue.
I erupt from the pit of me with the urgency of birth
and fill you like a congregation.
Inside you, I conceive of God.

Loving you is like grasping an avalanche.
Birds become confused and begin to orbit overhead.
We fall open and bloom into supernova
burning like incense, intoxicating the furniture.
Each wall gazes inward, longingly.
The house grows dark as electrons lose consciousness.

Only heathens have this fervor;
we fuck like foreplay was contagious.
You spasm like a heretic
and call to every god that knows your name.
I have swallowed your womb.
Generations emerge from my throat as I whisper our secrets.

Your breath is sacred like knowledge passed to children.

Loving you is like riding a dragon.
You fill my mind until I’m pregnant with expectation.
I nurse you with the milk of my descendents.
I penetrate you like knowledge and you come to revelation.

We breathe each other’s breath
and part only for the joy of coming together.
We embrace the way water embraces the earth.

Gravity is our only law.
It draws me toward you.

For The Joy Of Bisexuals @ Red Handed Porn

I am always very cautious when approached by a bubbly chick below the drinking age. While there may be some biological programming that makes many men driven towards those barely legal bodies, I get fairly turned off because so few of the young really know themselves sexually.

Jezzebel is SO not in this category. Although she is only 20, she is one of those easily sexual people who just takes sex as the awesome gift that it is. She is bisexual, which I like to say ... is the best kind. Right now she has one of each, a totally lesbian woman and a totally straight man. She likes living her double life, right in the middle. She also uses the break room upstairs in the Lusty Lady where she works for extravagant orgies. Who knew they did that kind of thing?

Anything else? Well she is drop dead gorgeous, fucks a dildo suction cupped to the wall before getting 'serious' with a toy of her own bringing.

Transboi Jerk-Off Party @ Red Handed Porn

You know that transboi I was talking about who learned everything he knows about sex from the internet. Well, here he is in action. His big blue wang intact, boxer shorts down around his knees. He had to stop right before he came to take off his boots, because a boi can't come in his boots, right?